⚠️Warning: Crazy Bitchboy Speaking

Me and my boyfriend 🍀🍊

Fun fact: I used to be the biggest Hajime Hater back in 2018 Before I even played the fuckass game (I was 12 years old watching sdr2 gameplays on youtube) but once I got my hands on the game (via bribing my abuser at the time) and played it myself... I immediately fell in love with this Big Beautiful Loser (BBL). And then I kept falling in love with every version of him I met throughout the years.

And now it's 2026, 8 years later I'm still hung up on you it's crazy, right? What did you do to me? Before I even discovered what yumeshipping was I was already rock hard with my delusion that you really were watching me with your spy Cameras in the Real World. Every time I used to do absolutely anything I'd give a little narration, wave to the camera lense and blow you a kiss. Wink a little and give my thinning out hair a little twirl after another night of being Beaten by a paranoid schizophrenic. Pout when I talked to my r9k server family full of glowies.

Did I look cute? Did I make your heart skip? I hope I entertained you a little, I hope I still do

I'm curled up against you till the end of the world 🫀