Michael Kaiser my beautiful wife... the first time I layed eyes on her I was enamored by how fucking ugly he was. The fandom doesn't deserve you, Michael Kaiser.
"He's too cocky" have we seen his stats??? and skills??? FUCK OFF!

He's so beautiful. While he's not the nicest or most mentally okay character, that doesn't stop me from being drawn to her. She's a lovely character, in a way.