My Boyfriend you're really sweet... even when you threaten to beat me sometimes... and that's okay. We can beat each other (off). I will kill everyone for you, trust me. A bomb is rapidly approaching their locations. Yeah dude this feels awesome!

Little PJ oh hello little weirdo. We haven't talked long but I enjoy talking to you everytime I can!! I will never stop harassing you, probably. It's my way of being nice. You probably won't escape me for a while. No, you can't run man. Love you my lil Sugar Baby.

Pimp Kaz thank you for being my pimp!! You're so wonderful. Jokes aside, I adore talking to you. I never have one single boring conversation with you and I jump with joy when you show up. Spike Jonze is being delivered to you, hope you enjoy.

Bradtato chip can't believe this bullshit started because you wanted me to send you the big brother tape. I jest, you're really funny. I also really like talking to you, we create the worst ideas. I would glove against you and win these battles.

Dog NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE i'm genuinely convinced if dico and raab morphed into one person, that would be you. I love talking to you and spending time with you, one of my bffs ever and forever uncle. I CAN'T STOP!!!!

Honourable mentions: Dico, Nick, Logan, Seiya, Blake, Jojo.