This will be my very cool ULTRAKILL ramble. You can ignore this as it will just be me yapping about ULTRAKILL the most. Go play the game NOW

PRELUDE
OVERTURE: THE MOUTH OF HELL
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ACT I: INFINITE HYPERDEATH
LAYER 01: LIMBO
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LAYER 02: LUST
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LAYER 03: GLUTTONY
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ACT II: IMPERFECT HATRED
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LAYER 05: WRATH
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LAYER 06: HERESY
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ACT III: GODFIST SUICIDE
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PRIME SOULS
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SECRET LEVELS ALL ACCESSIBLE

This is my favourite characters in ULTRAKILL based on their appearance and/or lore as of 04/02/26

Can you see I love Gabriel, literally had been my #1 favourite character for months now, and yes I go by Gabriel because of him. I also love V1, V2 and Minos. Swordsmachine and Mannequin are cuties >-< We don't talk about the council, okay? Bur yeah the others are explained in the list, I either find them cool or cute. I will forever be Filth, Flesh Prison and Flesh Panopticon's #1 hater.

This one is based off the enemies' mechanics in-game as off 04/02/26

Sisyphus should genuinely end it right now. And Something Wicked scared the shit out of me on the first time I got the level, I'm literally so blind and panicked everytime I heard its sound while I couldn't see it, why is that secret level the only one like that while the others are goofy ?! Also the amount of times I died to a Filth because I forgot about it and/or didn't see it is insane... And Idol is the worst piece of shit ever, because why are you protecting them bro, I hate the ones in P-2 the most. Also the flesh prison genuinely gave me a migraine, idk how it was harder than MINOS. The bosses (except Hideous Mass and Minotaur) were super fun to play against, I hope we get more fun bosses and Prime Souls. If we get an another Sisyphus case, I WILL kill myself.

And finally my favourite ULTRAKILL ships tier except I love all of them and hate none as of 04/02/26

Gabv1el means a lot to me, theyre literally me and my GF, soooo NPD (Gabriel) x autism (V1) coded. Trust they will kiss by the end of of the game ❤️ the same goes for V4V/MV2, I love these two so much. Gabriel x Ferryman reminds me of my relationship with my BF, the only inaccurate part is I'm the yearnful one, not him smh. Gabriel x V2 is just selfcest to me because I kin both of them LOL. Gabriel x Minos... Drools, old men yaoi, the same goes for Sisyphus x Minos. V1 x Minos is my niche, y'all wouldn't get it. The tier list didn't include this one but I LOVE V1 x Gabriel x Minos.. Same for V1 x Gabriel x Ferryman (it's deadass my relationships). V1 x Druid Knight is queerplatonic because say so.