ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD 🧠 ata

hi im alfred or america i own rusame nearly everywhere (both here and rentry) its me and my boyfriend in ways no one will ever understand. Im a purebred working dog, and this is such lazy decor... im at school, ok? 25 introject (i wonder...) umm ok anyways, I love my boyfriend. He's also my: dom, owner, enemy and kidnapper. I have a horrible case of stolkholm haha im joking hes actually really sweet and treats me with nothing but sadistic kindness. You arent getting this url off me. I'm obsessed with rusame because it's me and him...we're also:

tropes

a match made in stockholm, intimacy via horror, lacerating love language, slap slap kiss and it's reverse, opposites attract, belligerent sexual tension, no indoor voice x beware the quiet ones, foe yay, friends with benefits, pitbull dates puppy, the only one I trust, love makes you evil

dynamics

sadist + masochist, dog + bear, kidnapped + kidnapper, war rivals, chaotic + calm, hero + villain, loud + quiet, frenemies to lovers, annoyed + annoying, voice of reason + troublemaker, kuudere / dorodere + deredere / inudere, evil + good

ive ran out of ideas bc im dumb BUT anyways I love my dom ;-; HES REALLY MOE AND KAWAII!!!! im lying hes like 6' something and big and fat-strong actually no hes still moe aw so cute I lvoe u ivan mwahhh