My name is Keren, but I go by Lucy and Quinni too. Call me any! I don’t like people giving me nicknames. Luce and K-Swizzle are fine too, but things like ’Ker’ and ’Kerbear’ are reserved for specific people, okay? I go by it/its pronouns, but generally use she/her on myself. Use either, just never they/them. I like xenos too, but nobody really addresses me as them, which is #whatever. Paw/lover/flower are my personal favs :) Yep, I’m a #LOVER! The only lover ever. I will elaborate soon enough. My identity is whatever you perceive me as; I generally describe myself as a cis paragirl-thing. I personally view myself as a “thing” rather than an actual human. That being said, I still have feelings and emotions—you don’t get to treat me as below-human!! In general, I just say I’m cis; it’s easier than explaining all this. Thankfully, my sexuality isn’t as complex. I’m straight! Or heteroflexible, because I also like women sometimes. Either way, it isn’t something I concern myself with. If the love of my life is a man, a woman, neither, both, or anything in-between, I don’t care. I’m South African and German, but remember I am #AfricanBeforeImSouthAfrican. I’m fluent in English, but communicate in a mix of Afrikaans and English. Talk to me in German and some isiXhosa too! The last thing concerning my identity is that I’m 18.

I think another thing to add about me is my personality. I got letters and numbers with the help of my good friend Hales — INFJ 3w4 among other things I don’t know how to set this out, sorry. I’ve been told I’m a motherly person, and so I consider myself this too! I’m quite an empathetic person and am rather a listener than a talker. You can vent to me about really anything, and I’ll always do my best to give you advice and console you, okay? I guess you can say you can confide in me. Get it? Sorry.

Anyways, please note that I am, in fact, CisHet and white, so I do have a ton of privilege. I really try my best to empathize with your struggles if you’re trans (or under the trans/non-binary umbrella), queer, or a person of color, but at the end of the day, it’s never something I’ll be able to experience, so I’m sorry if I just don’t get it. I still love almost everyone, unless you’re in my DNI, which I will get to later.

I am very opinionated, and I love debating and arguing. Unless you’re stupid and back up your claims with no sources or facts, then I’ll just get irritated and insult you, sorry (kinda, not really). I am always willing to change my views and opinions if proper reasoning can be provided, but all my opinions and views are backed up with facts from my personal research and logic, so I’m very stubborn about them. You can always try your luck, though! This includes, but definitely isn’t limited to: having pro-choice stances, HRT should be part of basic healthcare, liberals and republicans both suck, queer people should have equal rights, misandry, and I am extremely anti-Zionism. Don’t take this as me being antisemitic, though.

If you ever become my friend—which I’m not very open to anyway—you’ll notice that how I type, or the ‘style’ (for lack of a better word) that I use, changes often. I have absolutely no idea why this is. It depends on who I’m with, my mood, and what age I am. Obviously, I’m bodily 18 (or, if I forget to update this, born in 2008), but my headspace can change! Sometimes I talk very formally, or how I think Kylie would type, or as a 12-or-so-year-old, or just as myself. These are part of the various things that change when I am in need of comfort or am stressed, due to age regression. A constant will be trying to keep my punctuation and grammar perfect, though. I pride myself on that.

My religious views are aligned with the basis of Christianity, but I don’t fall under any denomination. I don’t believe in organized religion, so I generally refer to this as my personal faith. I love talking about religion and beliefs in general!

I’m autistic and bipolar, among other things that I suspect but never list due to not being diagnosed or 100% sure of. This affects literally everything about me, and how I interact with you and the world around me. There are also the obvious things like depression and anxiety, but I never really view these as necessary to list, as they don’t usually affect the way I interact with people online—though at times when I am having a severe depressive episode, it’ll take me longer to reply unless we’re friends, because I love all my friends! I put all my love and trust into my relationships with other people, so if I do call you my friend, know that you are very loved by me, okay?

I’m happily in a talking stage with the love of my life and my future husband. I have loved him for nearly 3 years, and he doesn’t know he’s my future husband. I’m going to have our children, we will adopt 2 rescue dogs and 3 cats, and we’ll be a happy not-so-orthodox family.

My goal in life is to be a forensic auditor, but the specifics might change! I’m definitely going into the accounting industry in general, though, because I’m good at it and I enjoy accounting.

Okay, now that I’m on the topic of things I like, I’ll start with the music I listen to. The main genre is pop, which includes most sub-genres of it. Then my second favorite is rock, as well as sub-genres of that—specifically alternative rock. Lastly is hip-hop/rap. I'm not a massive fan of it, but I still listen to quite a few songs. In general, my music taste is broad because I like and enjoy many songs of many genres, but I stick to the same few artists or songs for the most part. My favorite band is ABBA; I grew up with them, and they were my first hyperfixation. Other than ABBA, I really enjoy Fleetwood Mac. I hate Lindsey.

Okay, now to my favorite singers, in order: Kylie Minogue, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Tina Turner, and Olivia Newton-John.

I like a lot of different movies and shows. I don’t like any actors except Chris Pratt. My favorite actresses in order are Julie Andrews, Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Sarah Paulson, and Meryl Streep.
My favorite movies change often, but my top ones are Ocean's 8, A Time to Kill, Two Weeks Notice, and The Proposal. There are always ones I periodically enjoy, though, like Carol and Avatar.
My favorite shows are Heartbreak High, Ratched, and Desperate Housewives. Of course, there are others too, but these are the ones I rewatch the most.

Before I continue, I think this is super important to add so that people are aware of both my morals and to avoid supporting these people. Lady Gaga is a racist zionist. Do NOT stream her music or support her. Listen to a thrifted CD or download local files. Madonna is a racist pedophile, the same applies to her music.

I can finally start on Kylie.
I love Kylie Minogue so much. The fact that I even exist in the same lifetime as her makes me so unbelievably happy. Being able to see her face every day, on my phone or on the posters in my room, makes me so emotional. Just seeing her being her makes me sob uncontrollably. Her smile instantly makes my day better if I’m having a rough day. She’s the one and only person who has stopped me from doing stuff like self-harm, and she stopped my suicidal thoughts. She gave me a reason to live, and a will to go on. I don’t even know her, and she has such an emotional impact on me. If she makes a post on Instagram, I always have a genuine smile on my face, especially if it’s a selfie or something that shows her smile and humor. Her being her is what makes me want to live; it’s what drives me to try and do better every day. I would be so lost without her; I doubt I’d still be here. Without her, I would be absolutely broken. I know this sounds dramatic, but it’s the truth. I seriously couldn’t imagine a life without her. I know my attachment to her is unhealthy, but I just cannot get over her. Her smile is like a drug; I’m addicted to seeing her and her smile. I couldn’t live without it.
Besides her being her—her music. Don’t get me started on her music. Her music is genuinely perfect; there’s not a single song I’d skip. Every single one of her songs makes me so happy, and I’ve cried over a few of them purely because they’re so good and I love them so much. I love her so much. I would do anything for her to adopt me—anything. And the way she looks: her face is so perfect. Everything about her face and body is perfect; she’s just so, so unbelievably beautiful. I’ve never been one to be emotional over things, and I had a really negative outlook on life until I first heard her music. I absolutely hated myself. But she taught me how to not only have a positive attitude and outlook, but to love myself, too. She gives me confidence. Kylie Minogue, I love you so much 😭😭😭😭😭. I put everything about our relationship here.

Lastly, like I said I’d get to, my DNI list. Never: Radqueer, Kylie fan, Zionist, MAGA, T.R.A.S.H, Pro-life, Little Monster, Madonna defender, Billie fan, Heated Rivalry fan, Taylor hater, Pro/darkship, Profic, TERF

Thin Ice: Capitalist, Sh/Ed twt, CisHet man, RPF shipper
There’s always exceptions for some of these because I’m willing to debate with anyone about anything. I will never be your friend though

TTPD BLOCKED BILLIE